December 2011
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Dec 29th
Drank an entire pot of coffee. then sped through barrington hills alone because I can’t find a place to smoke a cigarette at home and because I made an amazing playlist and Nightcall automatically transforms you into ryan gosling no matter what whenever. I can’t figure out whether I’m “bored of the suburbs” like everyone else who comes back from school is or whether...
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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christmas was a day pretty similar to a lot of days in overall quality except it was notable because I got these things girls father, son, holy ghost lps ultimate stanley kubrick blu ray collection 12 angry men blu TWO rushmore blus new wallet (comes with free new wallet smell) book on manhattan and cinema several shirts a coffee mug with math equations and an OnionNewsNetwork mug and I...
Dec 26th
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Andrew Hasn't Seen Anything: ALIENS →
Alright, let’s get to it. I’m starting this series or entries and I plan for it to be semi-regular. Here’s the breakdown: I’m 19. I love movies. But there’s a decent chance I haven’t seen your favorite movie. This is a result of a whole mess of factors, from being too timid to step out of a very limited number of genres for many years to having parents who followed the MPAA guidelines so...
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Dec 15th
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waitingtoderail asked: is that really what that scene is actually about though? I thought people just hated cops
Dec 15th
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clowns to the left of me/jokers to the right/here I am/stuck in the middle with you and displacing my homosexual eroticization of your body through repression via mutilation and sadism
Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
Twitter’s been down forever. how am I supposed to get any work done.
Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Today I found a sweatshirt that smells like my house. lol finals aren’t really important anyway I’ll just go home now lol lol
Dec 13th
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Dec 11th
People love haikus Is the plural just “haiku” Man English is hard
Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
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Taco: Excuse me Taco, how did Neckflix begin?
Taco: Well, had a dream, then I visualized it, and I stole a bunch of ties from a church.
Dec 9th
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jack antonoff and rob delaney, a musician and comedian I admire very much, are conversing on twitter and I am very excited but don’t want to respond to them and say something like “you are both very excellent human beings and I am occasionally slightly happy because of the two of you!” because that would be creepy
Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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All my VICE columns in one place! Please repost?... →
robdelaney: These columns will dramatically change your life. They seriously will.
Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
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“I’m just trying to be honest about being a misanthrope.”
Dec 4th
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Dec 3rd
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Dec 2nd
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six songs from the girl with the dragon tattoo... →
Dec 2nd
shutupallofyouimdying: sometimes i listen to Don’t Panic and I want to crawl into a grave and die
Dec 2nd
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Dec 2nd
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Dec 1st
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