March 2012
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The 7 and a half pages that took me 5 hours to write may be in the bad to mediocre range content wise, but it’s so fulfilling to write something that just looks like a screenplay. Dat Courier font.
February 2012
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Lower what you will pat yourself on the back for. You know what I mean? Have...
– Pete Holmes
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My professor said “turn to your neighbors and discuss the question” and then every single person around me began speaking to each other in mandarin
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paulftompkins:
shahruz:
Promo on IFC for the upcoming Comedy Bang Bang TV show!!!
BE EXCITED.
Hot Saucerman will see you at the movies (on IFC)!
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the one scene from the wire episode 4 that has me...
Bunk: Fuck.
McNulty: Fuck.
Bunk: Fuuuuck.
McNulty: Fuck.
Bunk: Moootheeerrfucker.
McNulty: ...Fuck!
Bunk: Fuck.
McNulty: Ffffffffuck.
Bunk: Fucker.
McNulty: Motherfucker.
Bunk: Fuck.
McNulty: Fuck.
On 3 separate Friday/Saturday nights, weeks and weeks apart, my dad has texted me nearly exactly this:
“mayer hawthorne: ever heard of him? singer”
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“check out this blog, it’s literally dubstep and titties”
bigander asked: h a h a
important .gif #2:
and important .gif #3:
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DC Pierson: Curiosity And A Feline Christ →
dcpierson:
If it’s true curiosity killed the cat, then I suggest we revere that cat as a sort of Christ-figure who died so that we may experience the glory of curiosity in all its bookstore-hopscotching endless-Wikipedia-loop-inspiring glory. Thanks, cat. Because of you I can buy records by the people who…
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Burial - Kindred EP →
didn’t much enjoy burial’s albums, but I’m very much enjoying this EP for some reason.
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Ghoul Culture
dcpierson:
All of us in a race to be the most callous, stacking up boulders on the road that runs right into the center of ourselves. If we can’t send out anything that might help anyone, nothing will ever come up that road and hurt us.
A voice screaming on the other side of the rock-pile:
“You will never catch me caring, much less being cared about.”
room is dark
one cigarette per side of youth lagoon LP.
life sucks but parts of life are also good is a profound thing to type in a blog post
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Cred Windfall! →
Just became one of Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All member Earl Sweatshirt’s first 500 followers! So much cred now. Should I save this stuff up? Cash it in? Does BoA accept it? I’d go to a credit union since BoA is all super corporate and stuff but I don’t think a small union would take it.
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vote?
http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.378221432193196.108197.194694380545903&type=1
ok I swear I don’t really care because the girl(s) with the bangs will win or w/e, but I’m miraculously like, middle of the pack in the hipster runoff contest so it’d be hilarious if just a few more people liked my photo on this page. k thx enjoy saturday etc.
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